Upon viewing the work of Dave you are willingly (or unwillingly) agreeing to the following:

A - Upon agreeing (or not agreeing) willingly (or not), Dave does not not agree to not let any, either, or none of your personal information given (or "acquired"), or similiar, or not similar, to any, or no Vikings, Trolls, pickles, and/or nor chameleons... or not. Happy viewing!

2 - Any comments left (or extracted) are purely (or unpurely) the personal (or public, where applicable) views and beliefs (or non beliefs) of the commenter (or commenter-ess), and as such the commentee (Dave) is held not responsible (because he never is) for any offence taken (or stolen [or faked]) by other commentees. Feel free to comment!

D - With Point D standing (or physically enforced, where needed), "faved" works of Dave's does not mean ownership [of said faved work] is forfieted to you (no not you; the other guy). If in the case (or outside of the case) Point D broken by a faver (or favour [or flavour even]), ownership of the faver's work (and wife) is forfiet to Dave (even if he does not want either). Thank you for your faves!

TAPIR - If this disclaimer is breached by fault of Dave and/or your intelligence quotient is lowered (or heightened) as a result of viewing Dave's work, Dave will reluctantly refund your IQ (and/or life [with mumbled apology]) to the price equal of (or lower than) three-and-a-little-bit cents or a potato. Time wasted viewing Dave's work will not be refunded.

# - Dave can change the rules whenever he wants to.