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LACONIC - (adj.) - Using or marked by the use of few words; terse or concise.
PROSAIC - (adj.) - Lacking in imagination and spirit; dull; boring.

LACONIC PROSAIC - No, Really

Dogs. . .

These particular ones in mind want to go outside, so I let them. Then as soon as they're out, they turn around and scratch at the door to come back in. So I let them in. Then straight away they sit at the door wanting to go out again. So I leave the door open so they can decide for themselves. . . And they sit in the doorway. Both of them. I do not understand them.

Why is it that some dogs are almost our equals in intelligence, while others have the brain capacity (and IQ) of a rotting goldfish carcass? They can't tell their mouth hole from their arse hole and still they both smell the same as they're almost continuously connected.

Though, I suppose, the same can be said for some humans. . .

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:iconshadow-krow:
Would those dogs be Sally and Tom?

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:iconlaconic-prosaic:
Hah-hah. Them too!

(In addition to Michael and Tippy.)

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Viking Much?
:iconshadow-krow:
OH! Yeah... them too.... They shit me even more.

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:iconlaconic-prosaic:
Hah-hah. ^_^

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Viking Much?
:iconlaconic-prosaic:
I think Michael has actually lost weight.
And Tippy has gained weight.
. . . Maybe she's eating his food.

Oh, get this: They're fed pasta!
PASTA! No wonder they're fat!
And not just a little mixed in with food.
I swear, like, spaghetti bolognaise.

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Viking Much?
:iconscott67:
Your rendition of the little doggy is friggin' awesome! ^_^

I like stupid dogs too. I could do without the stupid presidents....errrr...I mean people. There is place in this world for everyone...I just wish it wasn't in the white house. :p Oh well, it will be over soon. (but with a new nit-wit).
:iconlaconic-prosaic:
Hah-hah. Same here!
I'm thinking Johnny Howard is gonna get voted out this time.

Personally, I like voting for the Greenies. Lol.
No nukes! No war! No showers!

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Viking Much?
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My doggie gets fed spaghetti bolognaise, and rice, and tuna, and fruit, and roasts .....etc

She's spoilt and a piggy, but thankfully she isnt fat.

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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

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