Allow me to introduce... BRI.

My beloved girlfriend for over five years now. Bri is the most important person in my life. Creative, caring, fiery and stubborn - I wouldn't change her for the world... couldn't if I tried.

They say opposites attract, and indeed they do. I prefer weather so cold it could snow, Bri prefers to stay warm. I'm a cat person, while Bri already owns a dog. I just want to sleep all the time, while Bri just wants to go out and dance, dance, dance. Actually, I'm not sure what she does, as I'm always asleep. Opposites may attract. But similarities keep the relationship going. Video games, rock music, sci-fi and horror movies, and wine-and-dine are a few of the things we enjoy together. Our relationship is built on similarities, but there always has to be an amount of opposites to keep the relationship healthy. I mean, if we were 100% compatible, it would be like dating myself.

Things I associate with Bri are love (obviously), a sense of belonging, the colours red and black, Staffordshire Terriers (in fact, every kind of dog), vampires, Harry Potter, Wicca, séances, Tarot, insense, ghosts, Ooze Tubez, Strongbow Vipers, trekking through graveyards, Luna Park, little green aliens with parachutes attatched to them, long nights playing on the computers, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Alien versus Predator, Wildilocks and Volvos.

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PS: I created this (drawn and coloured by hand) on a laptop screen which was calibrated differently to the screen from which I'm uploading. As a result it looks better on the laptop, than if your own screen is as shitty as this one.