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No. 10 - Innumerable Ones.

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 3, 2008, 8:33 PM
According to the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge, as referrenced in El idioma analítico de John Wilkins by Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges, animals are divided into these following classes:

1. Those that belong to the Emperor, 2. embalmed ones, 3. those that are trained, 4. suckling pigs, 5. mermaids, 6. fabulous ones, 7. stray dogs, 8. those included in the present classification, 9. those that tremble as if they were mad, 10. innumerable ones, 11. those drawn with a very fine camelhair brush, 12. others, 13. those that have just broken a flower vase, 14. those that from a long way off look like flies.

That's right. This is some of the exotic knowledge I'm being taught in my classes. I love 4, 10 and 12. My mind has just imploded. I love it. I have to recontemplate my philosophies.

I'll get back to you on this.

-Dave

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: Twenty-three winters past
  • Current Residence: Perth, Western Australia
  • Interests: Cinnamon. Girls. Girls with Cinnamon
  • Favourite movie: Beowulf
  • Favourite band or musician: RAMMSTEIN
  • Favourite genre of music: Trollrock
  • Favourite artist: Tobias Moretti
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kim Wilkins
  • Favourite photographer: My Bri
  • Favourite style of art: Illustration
  • Operating System: Win2000/XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Sony PSP
  • Favourite game: Abe's Oddysee
  • Favourite gaming platform: Sony Playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bailey O'Bane
  • Tools of the Trade: I'm a tool of a trade

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*hatefueled:iconhatefueled: May 28, 2008, 1:24:40 AM
Ha! it is you! hey dave! :hug:

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Get FREE EXPOSURE by just sending a message to this journal [link] . Just because I can :P
=ShadowDragon86:iconShadowDragon86: Apr 24, 2008, 6:03:17 AM
hey :heart:
just saying HI!

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"Ich könnte an Sie, zu denken nie stoppen! Ich liebe dich bildet Dank für alles und mein Leben glücklicher" by: me
*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Apr 13, 2008, 3:59:51 AM
OBJECTION!

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*Shadow-Krow:iconShadow-Krow: Apr 13, 2008, 3:59:11 AM
:iconobjectionplz:

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*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Apr 13, 2008, 3:58:57 AM
Charming...

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
*Shadow-Krow:iconShadow-Krow: Apr 4, 2008, 8:08:19 PM
:iconshadow-krow:
:iconhumpingstick2plz:



Love you xox

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I heart Masterchief
*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Feb 17, 2008, 8:43:45 PM
You have no idea how much I just choked on my own saliva just then! 0_0

You must take photos! I am so jealous.
I will get there one day.
I will return to the land of my ancestors!

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
~Dragonsama23:iconDragonsama23: Feb 13, 2008, 6:04:06 PM
nope lol

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~Dragonsama23

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coz if you do I am now going to suggest you run for your life
*Shadow-Krow:iconShadow-Krow: Feb 13, 2008, 5:43:24 PM
Did it ever occur to you to look the dates up on the TAFE website?

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~Dragonsama23:iconDragonsama23: Feb 13, 2008, 4:37:17 PM
i just asked a question i wouldn't know where to look the dates up no further argument

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~Dragonsama23

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you have cookies right?
coz if you do I am now going to suggest you run for your life
*Shadow-Krow:iconShadow-Krow: Feb 13, 2008, 6:32:35 AM
Considering Dave has just written a journal here explaining that he has no internet, isn't this a little pointless? Further more, are you in-capable of looking the dates up for yourself?

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I heart Masterchief
~Dragonsama23:iconDragonsama23: Feb 12, 2008, 5:31:39 PM
you shall tell me the date of which you start tafe? or then again you can choose not to up to you

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~Dragonsama23

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~Almost-Romeo:iconAlmost-Romeo: Feb 11, 2008, 12:36:18 PM
=] welcome

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"Im just going to sit here with some popcorn and just look at you....." - M.at.t

"Just then end of the world today, so smile and wear your toga proudly." - Almost-Romeo
~Butterfly-Effected:iconButterfly-Effected: Feb 10, 2008, 5:11:30 AM Mood: Cheerful
I forgot to write this in my reply to your journal entry, but:

I'M GOING TO NORWAY!!! (unless something changes in between now and April)

Which I'll have you know is full of Vikingness! I'm going to Moss in Norway, because they have some interesting history involving Vikings. Again, I read about Vikings and though of you.

I hope my baby Aaron can come. That would make my trip. =)

:heart: Krystle

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~Choking you gently~
~Gaining control~
~Hand you the shovel~
~To dig your own hole~
*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Feb 9, 2008, 5:41:51 AM
Thank you very much! ^_^

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
~Almost-Romeo:iconAlmost-Romeo: Feb 8, 2008, 9:42:22 PM
=] i just love your comics =]

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"Im just going to sit here with some popcorn and just look at you....." - M.at.t

"Just then end of the world today, so smile and wear your toga proudly." - Almost-Romeo
*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Jan 25, 2008, 2:01:26 AM
I wanted a dynamic new change!
... Then I wanted comforting familiarity back.

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
~PsyPing:iconPsyPing: Jan 24, 2008, 11:43:49 PM
You changed your avatar for one day and then changed it back? :D

What were you thinking? =p

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My signature is down here

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No seriously, here it is:

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Pfuh. Never mind.
=ShadowDragon86:iconShadowDragon86: Jan 22, 2008, 10:35:17 AM
:3

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"Ich könnte an Sie, zu denken nie stoppen! Ich liebe dich bildet Dank für alles und mein Leben glücklicher" by: me
*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Jan 22, 2008, 1:54:36 AM
Aaw.
My friend, Scott, bought it for me.
He's so good to me. ^_^

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
=ShadowDragon86:iconShadowDragon86: Jan 21, 2008, 7:32:51 PM
DAVE!!!
YOU HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION!!!!
I WANT ONE!!!
LOL
SERIUSLY XD
HEHEHEHE :3

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"Ich könnte an Sie, zu denken nie stoppen! Ich liebe dich bildet Dank für alles und mein Leben glücklicher" by: me
~Dragonsama23:iconDragonsama23: Jan 21, 2008, 6:53:40 PM
yeah well I have my ways :)

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~Dragonsama23

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*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Jan 19, 2008, 8:48:45 PM
It's official? That's impossible.
It hasn't even finished in cinemas yet.

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
~Dragonsama23:iconDragonsama23: Jan 19, 2008, 7:17:13 PM
it's not an inferior copy i tell you and thankyou

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~Dragonsama23

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*laconic-prosaic:iconlaconic-prosaic: Jan 19, 2008, 1:06:53 AM
Bali or downloaded version, I presume?
I refuse to watch an inferior copy.

I'm not sure when we start.
Enrollments are next week, so I'll keep you posted.

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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]

We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
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