I bought two hermit crabs.
I watched Beowulf eight times.
I saw a poor woman get hit by a bus.
I had to give up my art diploma to pay rent.
I filled my shelf full of Scandinavian literature.
I spent more time playing Sims 2 than I did sleeping.
I even tried to enjoy beer, but it still tastes like bi-carb.
And I'm still in love with my girlfriend.
Here's for another interesting year.
*Raises a Boag.* (Better luck this time?)
I think I'll just brew my own mead.











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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]
We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
<.<
Happy (late) Deviant Appreciation day!
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Damn. I need to get online more often. >_<
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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]
We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Sorry I Aint Visited In AGESSSSSSS
I Missed You Dave. Your Like The God Of Everything Thats Ever Existed, Ever. Even Crow.
Ive Prayed To You Every Day, But I Never Get A Reply. Do You Hate Me, God?
Or Should I Just Stop Praying?
YOU R TEH AWESOMES *GLOMPS*
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According to our station! All without exception!
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant! Even to our dying breath!
Hah-hah. Jokes.
Good to see you're still in existence.
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[DAVE//TOBIAS//STORMHAWK]
We're trolls, my pet. All of us.
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